Father's Day Quotes

The greatest gift I ever had came from My Heavenly Father, and I call him Dad!

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. (Sigmund Freud)

A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows, is God in His holy dwelling. (Psalm 68:5)

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. (Charles Wadsworth)

Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development. (David Gottesman)

A wise son brings joy to his father... (Proverbs 10:1)

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. (Anne Sexton)

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. (Ruth E. Renkel)

When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. (Dave Attel)

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. (Jim Valvano)

When my dad walked me down the aisle to marry my third husband he said: "I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back."

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. (Jerry Seinfeld)

He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father's wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father's care. (William Penn)

I gave my father $100 and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier." So he went out and bought a present for my mother. (Rita Rudner)

While watching Jurassic world, I asked my dad how he would outrun a T-Rex. He said: " I don't have to out run him, I gotta out run you."

My Dad answers the phone; "Mule barn, head jackass speaking."

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys. (Harmon Killebrew)

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, He wants his mother. (Erma Bombeck)

When I left for a date, my dad would tell me to be good. But if you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, name it after me!

No matter how many times we tell him, Dad still thinks Facebook is is called "My Face", and tells people they should get on my face!

Whenever I asked dad how do you spell something, he would respond: "Do you want to know how it's spelled, or how I would spell it?"

When my father drove someone around he would say: "buckle up, I saw something in a cartoon that I want to try out!"

Father knows best, Dad told me that there are only 3 things that always tell the truth: small children, drunk people, and yoga pants."

My Father's excuse is: I don't have my glasses on, so it's harder to hear you.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. (Mark Twain)

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